Though the game was released some time ago, Never Alone (Kisima Ingitchuna) still stands as a remarkable blend of culture, history, and classical 2D gaming trends. The story is enthralling and magical, only enhanced by the frequent clips of Alaskan Native elders and tribal members reflecting on different topics related to the stories. Certain legends, such as that of the Northern Lights being the spirits of children, or what the owl represents in Alaska culture is only a few of the topics that allows the player to become immersed in what they are playing.
I truly wished more games would create an educational and historical angle when it comes to reinventing and recreating the past. Though many games would rather amp up the graphics or concentrate on the narrative, I believe that through historical context, an additional rich layer of gameplay can be created.
I initially sought this game as a calming aid for anxiety but I was pleasantly surprised by the depth of meaning and story-telling shown by the game’s creators: Upper Line Games and E-line Media. Despite plenty of awards, I had not heard personally of anyone playing the game, which disappointed me. Was it too old of a game? And how old is too old? This is a question the game also seeks to answer as it bridges the near mythical world of the Alaskan Native ancestors with the crushing reality of modern issues like global warming or shifting populations. It’s clear that the people and the culture are one, a marriage between the past and present.
While there are subtitles, most of the game is in Inupiaq, a dying language spoken by only about 2,144 people. The slow, enunciating voice of James (Mumiġan) Nageak (an Inuit linguist), provides a sturdy narration to the adventures of the young Inuit girl and her fox spirit companion. Moving, magical, and fantastic, this older game will open your eyes to new paths of enlightenment, the importance of community, and how teamwork changes everything.
With summer quickly approaching and restrictions slowly lifting, many of us want to drop the controllers and dive into the briny deep. But what if I told you that you could have a (somewhat) pleasant beach experience without getting sand in your unmentionables?
Epic Games
Ever wanted to be a shark? Random, right? But ManEater will satisfy your summer cravings (at least till Shark Week rolls around). In this lighthearted game narrated by Chris Parnell (Jerry, from Rick and Morty), you play a shark growing up in the bayou who takes on predators and humans alike. You will grow stronger from consuming different fish, evolve your abilities for maximum munching, and even get to bust up a few beach parties. It’s almost like a pandemic-free summer, right?
The Indie Game Website
Instead of blistering on the beach “irl”, swim through nuclear waste, flop around golf courses, and interrupt beach parties (they are definitely not social distancing!). I’ve played through the game so quickly and so intensely that I didn’t take a lot of screenshots. It’s difficult to remember a game that was this enjoyable. It’s definitely a GTA/Far Cry-esque game but as a shark.
The only difficulty I’ve had thus far is some of the controls for fighting other fish or predators. It takes a lot of getting used to but is swiftly managed with practice.
It seems that everyone is trying to break into the video game market these days. With countless consoles, platforms, game options, and player modes, the competition is fierce to have the next hot ticket item.
Not sure what’s going on here tbh.
Amazon, in a never-ending attempt to rule the world, has entered the ring with titles Crucible and New World, which will be releasing in May 2020. Their goal will definitely be to appeal to hard-core gamers using the cloud-gaming processing system. Basically, games need consoles (phone, PC, XBox) to perform the duties of downloads, patches, and installments. Instead of utilizing a physical console, cloud gaming uses a corporate data farm that practically does the hard work of your console. Meaning you can play the games from the provider on cheaper devices. Cheaper devices=more players.
So will Amazon games prevail or will it fall flat against global gaming expectations? To answer this question, we’ll pose a brief breakdown.
The Games
You log into Amazon all the time. There’s a specially curated set of gaming recommendations: headsets, light attachments, maybe even PC fans to cool down your engine. You have access to new games, classics, and any console imaginable. In another corner, you also have Twitch, where you can watch other people play yout favorite games while you…do whatever one does while watching a stream. The subscriptions and money flying around has to be tempting.
Does this not look like an Overwatch character? Still pretty cool though.
Is it really a suprise that Amazon would throw money at the multi-billion dollar industry of gaming?
But the starter games for Project Tempo (the cloud-gaming platform’s code name) seem…generic.
Typical battle royale
Crucible. When I hear the word, I instantly recall The Crucible, a play by Arthur Miller based on the Salem Witch Trials. It’s hard to think of a Fortnight/Overwatch combo game while all I’m thinking of is a bunch of foolish Puritan girls pinching each other and fainting in a courtroom in 17th century Massachusetts (for those outside of the U.S., The Crucible is typically–but not always– taught to teens at the high school level).
But enough with the name calling. While the PvP sci-fi game seems like it may offer excellent fighting and maybe some decent multiplayer, the game just seems like another battle royale set-up that gamers just can’t seem to get enough of.
If an island could have coronovirus, it would probably look like this.
The second title to be released in May is New World. The official site sets the game up: “Under the surface of Aeternum’s breathtaking landscape lay the seeds of an ancient evil that plots to erase all traces of humanity from its shores. Warriors of bygone ages, doomed adventurers, and creatures of legend have all succumbed to its corruption. It must be stopped.” All of this seems suspiciously close to the plot of GreedFall, which I just finished up on PS4.
Island from GreedFall. Look familiar?
Both involve islands, colonists, “taming” the wilderness, uncovering secrets of the island, and fighting an unseen and unknown evil. Oh yeah, GreedFall also takes place in an alternate, 17th century world of colonizing forces driven by…get it…greed and the need for resources and power.
The System
But it’s not just the game that counts, but the platform that will be running it. It’s no secret that Google’s Stadia has fumbled into the gaming world and stayed down. While the system boasts a futuristic gaming experience, consumers have been hesitant to hop on the Stadia train. On a page for purchasing, the company claims: “There’s no need to overpay for expensive hardware. With Stadia, you get up to 4K 60 FPS2 gameplay on TVs3 without the hassle of time‑consuming game downloads or in‑game updates. And you can take your favorite games with you on your laptop, tablet, or phone4 as long as you have Wi‑Fi.5 “
Many of Stadia’s players complain about limited game options, lag, and poor reviews. While Stadia has several cloud-gaming competitors with better gaming options, it doesn’t change the fact that developers and investors marketed the system as a new gaming experience but recieved a “lag-ridden mess” instead.
This controller looks kind of flimsy…not gonna lie.
Stadia’s release should have been a warning for anyone delving into the world of cloud-gaming or system development but will Amazon learn from the mistakes of predecessors or will it make the same mistakes? And at what cost?
Amazon seems to be keeping mum about some of the technical aspects of the releases, but we’ll definitely be keeping a sharp eye on any more information that they’re willing to share.
Last year, WHO (World Health Organization) added gaming addiction to it’s list of 11th Revision of the International Classification of Diseases (ICD-11) . Gaming addiction is defined by WHO as a “characterized by impaired control over gaming, increasing priority given to gaming over other activities to the extent that gaming takes precedence over other interests and daily activities, and continuation or escalation of gaming despite the occurrence of negative consequences.”
While some gamers rolled their eyes at the thought of a medical addiction defining one of their favorite past times, others used the WHO definition of gaming addiction to discourage parts of the population from indulging in their ‘addiction’. But the tides seem to be turning.
Actual photo of me during quarantine
Children were warned by their parents to stay off of games because of the potential harm it can cause and the fact it may take away from study time. While parenting styles and techniques differ, so does the conflicting sciences of gaming. Some experts argue that gaming can lead to addiction like gambling while others say that gaming is a great way to relieve stress, practice making decisions, and experiencing in-game consequences.
Psychology Today reports that gaming allows the younger generation to practice autonomy over their decisions after having every action dictated by authority figures at school or home. The article then continues to say “Of course, none of this is to say video games are a good substitution—quite the opposite. While a well-designed game attempts to satisfy these needs, it can’t come close to the deep satisfaction that real life and real human connection can provide. No game can give a child the feeling of competence that comes from accomplishing a difficult task or learning a new skill on their own accord.”
Then: coronovirus.
Don’t. Shake. Hands. Like. Ever.
With thousands trapped inside their homes, many people who were originally apprehensive of gaming have changed their minds. Nintendo Switches have been selling out of stores, leaving retailers struggling to keep the shelves full. Activision Blizzard, Amazon, Jam City, Riot Games, Twitch, YouTube, and Zynga have joined together under the hashtag #PlayApartTogether in conjunction with WHO to create a new online movement. This movement encourages those stuck at home or those participating in social distancing to play together online instead of exposing themselves and others to the coronavirus in their areas.
Many critics are calling out WHO’s hypocrisy at this 180 turn by discussing WHO’s loose definition of gaming addiction which does not include hours but instead only discusses that gaming may interfere with other activities. Now WHO wants you to understandably follow health guidelines but also keep in touch socially with your friends and family…through gaming.
Ah. Sweet isolation.
While many may be taking social distancing as a joke, I have mad respect for those of you taking it seriously. So stay inside and play a video game. You can even participate in the #PlayApartTogether. Who knows. When all this is over, will WHO reclassify a new wave of gamers as the new addicts? Will companies try to make games more addicting? Only time will tell.
After careful consideration, we as a society have realized that our current attire is just not cutting it. What did our ancestors wear in their times of pandemic? After playing games like Kingdom Come: Deliverance and A Plague Tale: Innocence, we’ve got some ideas. Here are a few articles of clothing that would make a wicked comeback in this time of peril. Introducing: The Plague Spring Collection 2020.
Bird Man Mask
It’s hard to dismiss the iconic bird-like mask of the Black Death of the 1300s. Except this particular design didn’t come around till the seventeenth century. Different suits have existed for centuries in several different forms. Even medieval doctors realized that there needed to be a barrier between the sickly outside world and remaining in a healthy state. The reasons for the shape varies, but one article states:
“According to one source, people once believed that the plague was spread by birds. Therefore, the use of such a mask may have stemmed from the belief that the disease could be removed from a patient by transferring it to the garment. The mask also had a utilitarian function, as the beak was packed with strong, pleasant smelling substances, such as ambergris, mint, or rose petals. These were meant to ward the disease away because people believed miasma (“bad air”) spread the disease . “
So, are you brave enough to rock this edgy look? If not, here are a few others to try out.
Yas, queen!
Totally Tunics
There’s no need to dress too fancy when you are confined to your home for an unspecified amount of time. The perfect, effortless garment that you need for the season is the completely versatile and unisex tunic!
So they must be expensive and difficult to make, right? Wrong! Experts state “Such tunics are made either by folding over a long piece of fabric and cutting a hole in the center of the fold for the neck; or by sewing two pieces of fabric together at the shoulders, leaving a gap for the neck. Sleeves, which weren’t always part of the garment, could be cut as part of the same piece of fabric and sewn closed or added later. Tunics fell to at least the thighs. Though the garment might be called by different names at different times and places, the construction of the tunic was essentially the same throughout these centuries.”
These were all the rage in the medieval ages, my friend. They were perfect for work in the fields or home. In the public square or to bed. The material was typically wool but the designs and lengths could vary. Women traditionally wore longer garments, but you don’t have to adhere to those outdated stereotypes! Short or long, embrace that tunic! Slit it up the sides for a breezy, beachy look (not that you should be at the beach…celebrating Spring Break...FLORIDA). Or belt it and pair with a cozy, long sleeved undershirt for those early spring snow storms.
#tunictuesday
Pinterest and other online sources are available if you would like to purchase one online. There’s a huge market for that kind of stuff, apparently. Or you can make your one and add embellishments like ribbons or details to EXPRESS YOUR UNIQUE IDENTITY. Fashion Nova can’t beat this sick piece.
Saturdays with the boys will be a lot more comfortable!
Hoods…but not Hoodies
Mix up your head-wear with a pointed hood to protect you from the sun or to keep you anonymous as you traverse the mall when you’re supposed to be self-isolating. These hoods provide a quick, easy, adjustment for protection or the coziness of a hoodie, without changing your outfit.
Hoods, like tunics, were unisex in medievel times. So why not indulge your loved one with the perfect accessory?
Perfect hood for acorn gathering!
Some hoods for women can even drift into the ‘cap’ style of head-covering. Save a good hair day for when life returns to normal. Instead, slap a cap on and go about your day in style. Or you could even opt for a later era French hood, popularized by the infamous Anne Boleyn.
Beyonce has nothing on the French hood, hun.
Girdles…but not like that
While the definition of girdles has changed to mean a corset-like garment that holds in fat, historically, it was a garment more like a belt. One article says “They might be made from rope, fabric cords, or leather. Occasionally belts might have buckles, but it was more common for poorer folk to tie them instead. Laborers and peasants not only tucked up their clothing with their girdles, but they also attached tools, purses, and utility pouches to them.”
Slayeth, king! Wait, was that heresy?
What better way to adjust your tunic than to cinch it in with a fancy…rope. For those late Walmart runs, it may be hard to reach into your pocket, get out money, hand sanitizer, your keys. Your germy hands rummage around your pocket or purse until every surface is counted with the pathogen. You’re practically a corpse walking.
Yes, that brown garment is the girdle.
Picture this: all of these important items are simply attached to your girdle! With a swift hand, you are in and out of the store with all the toilet paper you need. Clearly, the multi-purpose girdle is the absolute finishing touch to the collection.
If you are ready to join the future by embracing the past, gird your loins in this collection today! As tomorrow, you may perish of the pestilence.
Many games have focused on elements of isolation or quarantine. Alien: Isolation focused on being alone in space (with a xenomorph). Far Cry 5 zeroed in on a community where prepping for doomsday led to social isolation (and eventually nuclear holocaust). Being able to accomplish tasks on your own in a video game has always been a self-exploratory journey of strength and determination. However, in the upcoming weeks, we might see a different reason for setting out on our own in light of more than just a journey of self-discovery.
Coronovirus is sweeping the nation at the moment and nearly everyone has been affected by it in some way or another. The most common predicament is quarantine and isolation, or keeping yourself away from sick people or away from healthy people, depending on existing symptoms or conditions.
The crushing loneliness of Death Stranding should be different from your quarantine…Also, don’t go delivering mail while sick.
Quarantine vs. Isolation
First, we need to get our definitions straight. As defined by LifeHacker, quarantine is for people who might have the disease or who have been instructed to stay home and monitor whatever symptoms that they may be exhibiting.
Isolation is when someone has the disease and has isolated themselves or are isolated in a hospital.
Let’s say you are one of the few without the disease but you’re struggling with going through every day life with a world that seems to be crushing down around you. Here’s a gamplan inspired by…well…games.
Step One: Stocking Up
I’m sure you’ve all seen the toilet paper video. If not, watch it. This craziness happens every year in the south but instead of toilet paper, it’s typically bottles of water. When it comes to stocking up or prepping, customers in your local Walmart act more like the starving monkeys in Thailand than people.
You don’t need a million rolls of toilet paper, nor do you need a bunker full of supplies for the apocalypse. Preparing for a possible future quarantine just means that you won’t have trouble staying home for a few days.
When I first heard about coronovirus in early Febuary, I slowly began to stock up on canned foods and some paper products. I made sure that all of our meds were up to date and we had some medications that we hadn’t stocked up on before (antacids, etc). By doing this seemingly crazy act, I have avoided most of the insanity of shopping at the moment.
Press ‘X’ to eat
If you can, stock up on a few canned goods and granola bars, but be careful on OVERSTOCKING. This is where things get tricky. Depending on your household, you are probably not going to need 10 packages of toilet paper. If you are going to horde, do it in small doses so you are not exposing others to possible starvation. LifeHacker continues by saying “You don’t need a million rolls of toilet paper, nor do you need a bunker full of supplies for the apocalypse. Preparing for a possible future quarantine just means that you won’t have trouble staying home for a few days.” So everyone. Needs. to. Remain. Calm.
Wryd? Just chillin’ in the attic with my corn doll. wby?
I grew up with the survival young-adult novel Hatchet and Little House on the Prairie. My great-grandmother survived the Great Depression. She washed out Ziploc bags and gardened and canned food in her later years. Nothing ever went to waste. Preservation and preparedness should be key elements of American self-reliance.
While not everyone has the means to, stocking up (easy on hording…I don’t like the word) has always been a part of being American. Preparing for the future is okay, as long as you aren’t denying others food or resources in the store that you are good on for the time being.
Headgear, bro
The CDC says that if you believe you have the virus, to “Wear a facemask when sick: Put on a facemask before you enter the facility. These steps will help the healthcare provider’s office to keep other people in the office or waiting room from getting infected or exposed.” Seems appropriate. Except…
Christmas photos are going to be lit this year.
Face masks are sold out at most places. The insanity surrounding their sale has been unexpected, but we should have expected it. While coronovirus is airborne, many experts suggest by covering your mouth, not touching your mouth and face, spending more time at home, we can slow the spread of the virus to help hospitals and medical facilities prepare for future cases.
While you could go with you standard face mask (if you were lucky enough to buy one), you can always get creative with it. For some inspiration, you can turn to some of your favorite games.
One Reddit user, u/HeyItsAppie, created this Black Persian outfit in Assassins Creed Origins. What better way to do a grocery store run than dressed like an ancient warrior?
Maybe these are too subtle. You want to protect your ENTIRE face from this virus. For that, perhaps you’d like to don a Yalung mask from Far Cry 4?
Just because they belonged to a serial killer, doesn’t mean it’s not an option!
And who can forget some of the best-known masks in the gaming world: Borderlands!
I can’t guarantee your bank won’t call the cops when you go in for a withdrawal.
In Honor of the latest event in For Honor, how about a decorative and functional For Honor face mask? Perfect for a crusade OR raid!
Walk the dog or reclaim Constantinople? I’ll decide when I go outside.
Distancing Yourself
Think of Logan or Wolverine. Think of the Witcher. Think of all those game and movie characters who know that they don’t belong around people. Channel that angst and energy and get ready to stay in your house. For awhile.
If you are sick, the CDC says “Stay away from others: As much as possible, you should stay in a specific room and away from other people in your home. Also, you should use a separate bathroom, if available.” If you aren’t sick but perhaps live in a more populated area, it’s best to settle in and cut your outside time short. While some experts are saying you can still go out as long as you are more than six feet away from others, many are not taking the chance and are foregoing outings altogether.
How I imagine the stores during the epidemic. Also, I still have nightmares of Alien: Isolation.
So you don’t want to risk it out there in the world, prepare for some monastic isolation in your self-imposed quarantine. In the meantime, you can play video games, visit the library and check out a few books (before they close the library), purchase a good book or two on Kindle (I’ve got several articles of suggestions on the homepage), or take up some new hobby.
Stay away from others: As much as possible, you should stay in a specific room and away from other people in your home. Also, you should use a separate bathroom, if available.
Even if your level of risk is low, it’s important to be considerate of those around you who may be more at risk like children or the elderly. If you live alone or with a roommate, just set up your PC or console and buckle down for the long run with that game that you’ve been meaning to finish but were never able to find the time.
If you have a lot of time on your hands and you haven’t played them already, the Assassins Creed games are enormous and will consume a lot of time as you play through battles, stories, and costume changes. Other longer games include:
Witcher 3
Skyrim
Final Fantasy XIV
Persona 5
Red Dead Redemption 2
Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
If you really crave human interaction, try:
World of Warcraft
Destiny
Monster Hunter
Fortnite
Apex Legends
Minecraft
Borderlands
But Seriously
We’re all hoping this passes over soon. But in the meantime…
Wash hands for 20 seconds with soap (duh)
Cover mouth when you cough
If you think you may be sick with coronovirus, call the doctor’s office or hospital BEFORE you go.
Alert healthcare officials and limit exposure to those around you.
If you aren’t sick but are are worried about yourself or others, limit your time in crowded areas if possible (optional but encouraged)
GameStop has had a rough few years. With the rise of online shopping, accessible games through online stores, and companies like GameFly where you can get games delivered to return, it’s not difficult to see that the games seller would run into trouble. “Digital downloads are becoming more and more prevalent, and people are buying their consoles on Amazon. The physical copies of the games that GameStop sells are becoming less popular because most gamers either download their games or order them online instead of going into stores”, FRAGHERO reports. Browsing for games and merchandise in a crowded mall and selling back your slightly used games for less than a fraction of their worth just doesn’t seem that appealing to everyone.
Shopping? Without the internet? Absurd.
Except it gets worse.
The company has been plagued with scandals. An article on thegamer.com reports that workers are instructed to prey on those who are unfamiliar with games (encouraging them to purchase more without understanding what it may be that they are purchasing), push certain subscription agendas (GameStop Elite Pro memberships, PowerUp Rewards) to fuel the corporate circle of game purchases, and even price games differently in the same store. Same game. Same store. Same condition (new or used). This happened to me this weekend while trying to purchase a used copy of For Honor (one was $4.99, the other $9.99).
It’s no wonder the finances are an additional issue to the ethics of the gluttonous gaming giant. The company is set to close over 200 under-performing stores in the next year, with over 100 employees being laid off in the previous year. The company’s plan is to revamp the stores in a way that appeals to gaming communities and introduces a stream-lined concept. GameIndustrybiz.com says “While details are a little light, the firm has said it wants to introduce new ways for its customers to try games before they purchase them, as well as add other features that encourage people to visit their local branch more often”. They may also be adding competitive gaming areas (think e-sports) and retro-gaming consoles. Cool. I guess. Anyway, here’s my beef.
My Beef
Vegans mad.
Speaking of being interactive…my experience at GameStop is a little too interactive. While not anti-social, I do appreciate privacy while I’m shopping. Avoiding people is the name of the game when you’re busy comparing prices and trying to find a deal before the Fortnite-dancing 8-year old behind you finds it first.
In 10 minutes, three separate employees had asked me if I needed help. Because the store was empty, they had all seen the other one ask. But. They. Persisted. Why?
I had come to browse and pass the time before going out to eat and getting berated by salespeople with nothing else to do made me want to leave before picking out a game. Not a very good sales strategy but that’s just me.
Attack of the Merch
One of the local GameStops in my area recently moved some merchandise around. It happens all the time. No big deal. Except it became grossly apparent that now the store was 80% pop culture merchandise and less than 20% games and gaming accessories. Rows of t-shirts with anime images, marked down coffee mugs with Rick and Morty on the sides, and crudely cheap action figures assaulted customers as they made their way to the back where the games are kept. Before me was an entire wall of the most hated commercial nerd merch imaginable– Funko Pops!.
Why would you spend money on this? Do you want this in your house?
Why is it suddenly cool to own every item of merchandise for a particular show like Bob’s Burgers? Why are there seven different Rick and Morty shirt designs? Foam Fortnite weapons? Collectible Stranger Things spoons? While I initially enjoyed some of these shows or games or movies, the sheer volume of marketed brands pushing a product with the characters printed on it quickly pushed me away from anything other than mild curiosity.
You get banned, you get banned!
My husband received the phone call from an unfamiliar number. He answered, hung up, and grew quiet.
“They said I’ve been banned from GameStop…”
I shook my head in confusion. “For what?”
He had tried to pre-order a game from another store but sent it closer to our home for pick-up. We had gone into the store earlier to make sure everything was set up for the pre-order of Control.
Worth getting banned over
He had pre-ordered Control in another city while visiting family. He attempted to transfer to another store an hour away closer to his workplace for pickup. After some debating, he switched it back to the original store.
In the store an hour away, a female employee was on the line with the GameStop employee in front of us who was inquiring about the transfer. The employee hung up and politely informed us that the girl on the other end had banned him from pre-ordering anything else at that store. My husband had “clogged up the phone lines for other customers and had cost them business”.
Over the phone, she nosily inquired why my husband hadn’t returned to her store and acknowledged that she had memorized his name and his order. And seeing how the store was empty most of the time, it was a surprise that we had caused any business to be lost, especially with a fully-stocked Walmart across the street.
The flirtatious, green-haired teenager who had shamelessly giggled at my husband while she rang up our past order had banned him. To say we were upset was an understatement but after researching the management issues at GameStops across the U.S., I can’t say I’m surprised.
No offense…BUT
As mentioned before, I’m not anti-social but I am socially wary. Crowds scare me, people who get to close to you when you’re shopping are scary, but the thing that horrifies me the most is body odor.
We all know the plague–I mean, coronovirus is going around–but the scariest thing about it so far is the amount of people who weren’t washing their hands (at all or correctly) PRIOR to the breakout of COVID-19.
You don’t need a pandemic to know you need to wash your hands after the bathroom, right? Right?
Personal hygiene is difficult for someone people. It could be a cultural thing as well. But I have not met anyone who said that they enjoyed smelling someone’s body-odor while shopping. In the south, it’s hot most of the year and everyone is sweating almost constantly. However, the only place I seem to notice atrocious B.O. is inside GameStop. The stores are so small that all it takes is one person to quick fill up the space with noxious fumes of odor.
It’s not just sweat though. While body odor is pretty rough, the second most powerful scent that sweeps through is the powerful odor of skunk weed or pot. A man walked in with a gaseous cloak of weed fumes that quickly had most of the store coughing. I watched the man walk over to the Nintendo Switch display where a man and his child were searching for a game. I looked around. There was a lot of children in there, having to inhale that skunk weed marijuana. Many began to leave. The man was undisturbed.
Call me old-fashioned. I don’t care. GameStop is a place for nerds, gamers, consumers, really anyone who is interested in what the store has to offer. But seeing how historically nerds or gamers are seen as filthy or couch-potatoes, it’s really uncomfortable for the store’s consumers (not all but back to the space thing. It only takes one person’s B.O. to trash a store.) to adhere to these prehistoric stereotypes.
“Sorry, son. We have to go to GameStop for the midnight release of Animal Crossing.”
In summary, my beef is as follows:
Too many bored salespeople, make me uncomfortable
Way too much merch, most of it unsold and taking up room for more games
Got banned
THE SMELL
Will I still shop at GameStop? Probably. At least to take some of my trade-ins to die in peace. But the experience has rapidly changed in the past decade. Walking into GameStop went from a favorite store experience to something to dread. With the changes proposed by the company, maybe the future has more to offer consumers instead of over-priced used games, terrible buy-back policies, and questionable sales strategies. I am cautiously optimistic for the future but the store will have to change drastically for me to actually enjoy shopping there again.
Last weekend, Sonic the Hedgehog was released in theaters to a whopping debut of $54 million, reviving interest in the market of video game adaptations. The SQD team had to go check out this phenomenon before commenting on it, but we were pleasantly surprised at how well it was executed, especially given the…er…incident.
My sleep paralysis demon isn’t as scary as this.
Was anyone else kinda hoping they kept the original Sonic? That really scary creepy one with fingernails and human teeth? No? Just me…?
Besides the stellar story line, excellent graphics, and epic fan homages to Sonic’s origins, one element of Sonic’s character that appealed to me during the movie was that Sonic talks to himself. A lot.
At first, it took some getting used to. Most of his dialogue prior to interacting with Donut Lord are with himself. This simple act of full blown conversations helps Sonic alleviate his crushing loneliness. This character is supposed to appeal to the audience through his perseverance and endearing commentary, but his dialogue encourages us to look at the act of talking to ourselves as not completely weird but normal.
Picture not related. I just thought baby Sonic was cute.
Most of us have engaged in this behavior at some point and experts like Dr. Jessica Nicolosi agree that it is perfectly normal. She tells NBC News that “If we speak out loud, it forces us to slow down our thoughts and process them differently because we engage the language centers of our brain,” explains Dr. Nicolosi. “By talking to ourselves we become more deliberate, and this creates a slower process to think, feel and act, instead of being bombarded by our thoughts.”
“By talking to ourselves we become more deliberate, and this create a slower process to think, feel and act, instead of being bombarded by our thoughts”
Others report that talking to yourself is actually a secret to success, allowing you to critical think about a task you are working on or a plan that you are formulating. Psychologist Gary Lupyan even says that you can surprise yourself in unexpected ways when you choose to verbalize your thoughts to yourself. “You don’t know everything you’re going to say – you can even surprise yourself” he states. Other psychologists report that memories and language skills can be improved through talking to yourself out loud.
“You don’t know everything you’re going to say – you can even surprise yourself”
The fact that talking to yourself out loud also slows down thought processes evokes the theory that Sonic’s brain could actually be working at a faster speed relative to humans. Even when Sonic is around people, he can still be found discussing options to himself. So, the real question is: Is Sonic a super genius who has to manually slow his brain power down to function on earth or is he a normal, alien hedgehog with abnormal speed powers who just likes to talk to himself to process his loneliness and choices?
Note: If you choose to talk to yourself, great! I do it all the time. However, if you begin having conversations with hallucinations, please go see a doctor.
Eat, groom, reproduce, die in a horrific accident. Eat, groom, reproduce, get sick from a poisonous mushroom, while in a drunken stupor, fall from a tree and die. As of right now, I have clocked in over 50 hours of the game Ancestors: The Humankind Odyssey now available on Playstation. It is a game of madness and uncertainty. I have thrown my controller in frustration and buried my face in a pillow to scream. The game may be hectic but I can’t put it down.
Haters Gonna Hate
Hatred may be a strong word but the stats are lukewarm at best. Metacritic gives the third-person (monkey?) survival game at a 64. Most of the mixed reviews state that players are uncomfortable with the game’s mechanics and report uneven gameplay. The guys at Kotaku report that the game seems repetitive and clumsy but wouldn’t our supposed ancestors fit that description? Say what you want about the game, but here are a few reasons to give it a try.
“Just your typical family outing…wait. Did everyone remember to bring your sticks?”
It’s All About Family
With the holidays over, I’m sure many of us are grateful to be as far away from our families as possible. Introducing…your new monkey family! While you may be holding off having kids or don’t want to or aren’t in a relationship (the list goes on)…you don’t have to worry about financially supporting your virtual monkey family. Make sure everyone is eating, groom each other to have babies, and drink enough water and BAM! Perfectly healthy monkey family. Your mother and father will be so proud!
Refreshing.
Life Skills
What better way to support your new family than by trying new foods that may offer them different benefits in the long run? Some horsetails will protect your bones from painful falls. Red leaves may help you and your family remain warm during a cold summer rain. Coconuts are great for protecting you against venom or just as a delicious food source (once you learn how to crack them open). Just as foraging for food is relevant in our lives today, you get to experience the same shopping experience that your ancestors did 10 million years ago (namely getting attacked by a wild boar while picking berries. Just like in Walmart!).
Personal and Professional Development
What better skills are needed to support your growing number of dependents than figuring out how to use the tools around you to improve the chances of survival for your clan? Sticks and stones will aid in your professional development while discovering your nurturing side will help you acquire new clan members and keep your reproduction rate up by seducing other monkeys through grooming.
Ooey Gooey Satisfaction
Killing another animal for the first time. Building a home. Creating a family. Exploring the wilderness. These accomplished tasks offer a tingly sense of satisfaction at the fact that you have overcome obstacles that keep you from evolving. Prospering to the next generation will make you melt with pure bliss.
The real question is simple. Can you survive the past or will your lineage fade into oblivion?
Though the Christmas music started plaguing us weeks ago in stores, it is officially holiday season. The Thanksgiving turkey is still settling in our stomachs. Family is lingering around our homes, poking into our things and prodding into our personal lives. And the sparkling advertisements have exploded across every device (along with some aggressive campaigning from Michael Bloomberg…which seems very forced).
But this Christmas is a little different…things have changed for myself and others who are tuned in to environmental issues, clashes of rampant consumerism, and the mass commercialization of just about anything. But after years of reflection and study, I have created order from chaos. Outlined before you are three primary considerations that are crucial in navigating the chaos of Christmas gift giving.
Life, Post KonMari
Last year, I engorged on the philosophy of Marie Kondo. If you haven’t heard of her, you probably still have some sanity left. She’s a Japanese cleaning consultant who sparked a revolution by publishing books on tidying clutter and how it can change your life. She compares customs in Japanese culture, engages with Buddhist influences, and encourages everyone to only keep things that bring you joy.
Books falling from towering piles. Clothes crumpled and stuffed into dark corners. Jewelry still in packages. Gifted candles covered in dust. Games still wrapped tight in their packaging. My brain reeled: TOO MUCH STUFF. So naturally I tossed off everything of value to the Goodwill and the rest in the garbage (I suppose contributing to the earth crisis…but more on that later).
How much stuff do you need? How much of it brings you actual happiness? When buying for others, consider how your present will impact them. Are you just buying something that the recipient will most likely dispose of when they return home? And most importantly, did the person ASK for the gift you are giving?
“The Earth is Dying, Yo”- Everyone
You couldn’t ignore this message if you hid under a rock. It’s impossible to escape the message that we (mankind) have killed the earth and every single individual is responsible for it. At least, that’s what we’re programmed to adhere to.
While I doubt my carbon footprint has intentionally killed the planet beneath my feet, myself–times millions– makes up a good percentage of damage to the environment. By watching how many single-use plastics I consume and how much plastic waste I produce and purchase, I have a better idea of the crisis at hand. If only the mega corporations contributing to the crisis could do the same…
Evolving from KonMari’s “throw-everything-you-own-in-the-trash phase”, I took it one step further: thinking about what I use BEFORE I buy it. If you want a fatter wallet and a more secure bank account, this is definitely the way to go. It also applies to the mass consumerism that comes with Christmas.
We are encouraged to purchase multiples of similar items without considering their future use or how disposing of them may effect the environment. Since a majority of the items we use everyday are created with plastic…you get where this is going. Plastic = bad. Lots of plastic that is discarded ends up in a landfill or the ocean or the stomach of a sperm whale. If you have kids, look at their toys. How many of them are plastic? How many are actually used? What happens when they are thrown away?
Facebook Knows What You Want. So Does Instagram. And Everything Else.
Perfectly curated advertising experiences were a gift that no one asked for. “Gee, I wish the ads I viewed are more relevant to my viewing experiences”. Someone in a boardroom must have suggested that a lonely consumer uttered these words with his last breath as his mouse hung listlessly from his arthritic hands…
Now we all must suffer the online cookies and interconnected advertisements linked with our viewing history. This has a few drawbacks for us peasants. Young social media users are increasingly unable to identify when products are being geared towards them. They also can’t differentiate between fake news and legitimate sources. This is the exact position that companies want their customers in: slightly overwhelmed and pleased with the idea that they can purchase something.
So you steer away from the ads and read an attractive article on a product that interest you. Surprise! It was an ad too! Companies pay several thousands of dollars to entice journalists to create advertisements disguised as a written piece. So…the real question is did you want that item before you saw an ad for it? Before it appeared in your feed or a smiling micro-influencer or a fond celebrity recommended it?
Another recent ad development is the rise of software created to track your eye movements. This information would be used and sold to companies in order to evaluate what ads you are viewing and why. Then probably used to berate you with more ads. The future is fun!
Long Story Short…
Will I have to dispose of this gift later, after it outgrows its use?
What kind of impact will my product make on the environment once it outlives its use?
Did I want this product before I saw an ad for it or was I possibly tricked into thinking I need it?
Think wisely about what you are purchasing and where you are purchasing it from. How is your purchasing affecting others? Will you have to do without something in order to pay for exorbitant Christmas expectations enforced by social media and television? Does everyone’s Christmas HAVE to involve Apple products? Does every child HAVE to have at least two dozen presents of assorted prices and sizes tucked aesthetically under the tree for the ‘gram?
Suggestions?
If you’ve read this far, congratulations! You haven’t felt too ashamed to finish reading. I’m not trying to shame anyone. In this day and age, we can all accept differences and rejoice in the joy that others find in their own decisions. If something in this article resonated with you, that’s great! Below are some of the things I’m personally changing this holiday season in order to help my millennial budget and the pathos associated with modern consumption.
Instead of costly, trinket-like gifts: donations to charities. Seems cheesy but hopefully the recipient will be thankful that you donated for their sake. I will be looking at a few animal organizations for smaller family gifts.
Instead of purchasing cheap Amazon gifts, make something! Handmade gifts are sweet for many people! (So cheesy to say out loud but so true…)
Instead of buying gifts at all, sponsor a child in another country or your own. I use Compassion International but there are plenty of awesome organizations out there that let you write letters to who you are sponsoring. This would be a good option if you have kids and want to teach them writing skills and about kids in other parts of the world.
Instead of excessive amounts of single-use wrapping paper, try using newspaper that can be recycled afterwards. Or try reusable gift bags. They’re not as aesthetic but it will make you feel better to know you’re not contributing to the growing pollution problem.
Instead of shopping aimlessly, try making a list of the things you need to purchase prior to actually heading out. Don’t feel compelled to go shopping just because everyone else is shopping. Save gas and stay home to play video games.
Instead of buying clothing for the guys in your life, try asking them what they want first. Men rarely wear gifted items and they will have to be donated later on (probably…just from my experience).
Instead of excessive gifting for significant others, focus on gifts that involve spending time with them. Creating memories at a museum with purchased tickets or perhaps a weekend in a nearby beach town (I live near the coast) would make a greater gift than a gaming console that will be updated in a few months.
Note: There is no sponsored content within this article. All suggestions mentioned I have personally used and enjoyed.
/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/63725038/sonic.0.jpg)
/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/19555567/EMv4_2cUEAIBcbx.jpeg)
Story Quest Decoded 
